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Me watching Food Network shows: He needs something sweet to balance out the bitterness of the dandelion greens.
Me in my kitchen: *forgets to boil the water before putting the pasta in*

projectcatzo:

2009 Chopped basket: peanut butter, beef tenderloin, apples, and marshmallows
2016 Chopped basket: goat thymus gland, broccoli jello, sweat from Ted’s armpits, and red onions

alton: whos gonna give me 500 dollars for this item
chef: seven THOUSDAND dollars
alton as his entire soul leaves his body: why the f

thestarshipcat:

hi i’m guy fieri and welcome to dungeons dragons and dives

byrneing:

worst cooks in america is genuinely one of my favorite shows 

projectcatzo:

Cooks vs Cons contestant: *sneezes*

Judges: What a fucking con move